From:
Joe Gibbons <gibbons@gpss.com>
Subject: President
To: “Thomas Gibbs” <tglaw@gibbs.net>,
“MICHAEL OBIALA” <mobiala@sbcglobal.net>
Date: Wednesday, July 27, 2011, 3:57 AM

Dear
Guys,

A good joke that only a few can really appreciate.

The year is 2016 and the United States
has just elected the first woman as President. 

A few days after the election the president-elect calls her father and says,
'So, Daddy, I assume you will be coming to my inauguration?' 

'I don't think so. It's a 16 hour drive, your mother isn't as young as she used
to be, and my arthritis is acting up again.' 

'Don't worry about it Daddy, I'll send Air Force One to pick you up and take
you home. A limousine will pick you up at your door.' 

'I don't know. Everybody will be so fancy. What would your mother wear?' 

'Oh, Daddy', replies the president-elect, 'I'll make sure she has a wonderful
gown custom made by the best designer in Washington.' 

'Honey,' Dad complains, 'you know I can't eat those rich foods you and your
friends like to eat.' 

The President-to-be responds, 'Don't worry Daddy. The entire affair is going to
be handled by the best caterer in Washington,
I'll ensure your meals are salt free Daddy, I really want you to come.' 

So Dad reluctantly agrees, and on January 20, 2017, the first woman is being
sworn in as President of the United
States. In the front row sits the new
president's Dad and Mom. Dad notices the Supreme Court Justice sitting next to
him and leans over and whispers, 'You see that woman over there with her hand
on the Bible, becoming President of the United States.' 

The Justice whispers back, 'Yes I do.' 

Daddy says proudly, “Her brother played football for Notre Dame.”